Thursday, February 12, 2009


The volume of newspapers, scientific journals, etc. could be reduced drastically by following this simple dictum: if something goes wrong, give the name, rank, serial number, and "Oops." See?

In science: two satellites (out of about 12,000 orbiting our lovely, isolated planet) collided.

In faces: a woman undergoes a change from blonde to brown hair; her son doesn't recognize her.

2/19/09: The SEC could say it too. Quit blaming Bush for everything already.

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